When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.
George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.
Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?
George: I guess so?
Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.
Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?
George: I guess so?
Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.
by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021