bruisy vuitton

A cheap bruised up girl toting a real or fake Louis Vuitton. If it is real she looks like a hooker, if it is fake she is trying to hide the fact she actually is a hooker. They are often spotted during happy hour at high end restaurants and puking in the alley near all inclusive resorts throughout Mexico.

Oh no that Bruisy Vuitton broke the heel off of her stiletto when she was getting on the bus.

bruisy vuitton by niconiconicola May 4, 2009

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Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

Booze Bruise by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

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Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

Bruised Turd by conquest of turds August 23, 2021