When you nut too hard and bruise your balls
“Dude I just blew a bustum bruiser in my 91Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser.”

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by Uhh... November 28, 2019
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Trinidadian slang for a stray dog that has reverted to the wild state, of which there are many in Trindidad and Tobago. A dead canal bruiser in the middle of the road in Trinidad, providing nourishment for buzzards, is not an uncommon site.
Mon, turn 'dat hotplate off - 'dem bananas be stinkin' like a dead canal bruiser.
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
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A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.
"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."
by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017
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Referencing a man who has such a large penis that one could compare its size to a Baby Arm. That is long and thick with a mushroom head.
I may have to go to the ER today after the pounding Clevon gave my ass last night with his Liver Bruiser. He went so deep I thought his load would cum out my nose.
by bearmenus July 30, 2011
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This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.
Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.
by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010
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1) somebody who takes it in the ass ,but their asshole is so tight that it bruises the penis.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.
"That guy is such a pee pee bruiser."
"My girlfriend is a pee pee bruiser in the bed."
by Farquadicus May 24, 2015
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Marko Bruiser is a punk rock musician from Massachusetts. Formed the band "Marko and the Bruisers" in 2008
by PunkRockGuy November 23, 2019
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