butt bruise

1.When the cheeks of your butt are sore after riding your bike too long
2. When some asshole charliehorses your asscheek.

"Aww, dude, that guy just gave me one helluva butt bruise."

butt bruise by Bruised Ass July 2, 2008

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butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

butt bruise by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

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Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

Button Bruise by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

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Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

Butthole Bruiser by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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