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Bum-brushed 

The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.

All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.

This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened

Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.

Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.

Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.

Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.

Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
Bum-brushed by Luke_emia December 14, 2022
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You get bruhed when you do something in need of saying bruh

When a lot of people bruh you, you get bruhed
Steve was bruhed because he cheated on susan even though she loved him.
Chuck got bruhed when he jumped off the roof at the party as a dare.
YOU JUST GOT BRUHED BY YOUR CRUSH
bruhed by Perfyperf April 28, 2020
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Simply the fancier version of bruh
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Daniel: Indeed
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A male buddy who feels like a close blood brother, but they are not; a close male friend; a best male friend.
I know we have different parents, but you're still my bruther.

See you later, bruther.

You're my bruther from another muther.
Bruther by lennydaniel November 3, 2009

bluehead 

A bluehead is an old lady who has a blue rinse in her hair.
Usually seen driving 20 miles an hour below the speed limit.
The term was first used in parts of New England but has now spread to other areas where old folk still use a blue rinse for hirsute dyeing.
There's another bluehead holding up the traffic ahead.
bluehead by Rafio the Mad Monk July 14, 2009

bell brusher 

Somebody of loose sexual credentials quite happy to spend most of their free time rigorously eating bell ends with such effect it appears they are brushing their teeth with someones cock.
check out this porn babe- shes a total bell brusher!
bell brusher by fackhunt August 21, 2009

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Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5