6 definitions by TheHolySampleText
The almighty "Professional Rawdogger" and the ultimate homie. Also known as JiDion, DeMarcus Cousins III does a little bit of trolling out in public and has been recognized by names such as Lizzo and even Granddad DeMarcus Cousins the First. DeMarcus Cousins III is the ultimate man and will not fail you when he is needed. ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE.
by TheHolySampleText January 4, 2022
A maple syrup footjob underneath the table at any ihop location or other diner locations with a form of syrup and a table.
Miguel: So how was the date with Karlach?
Adolfo: She gave me an ihopper at the Denny's it was so crazy!
Adolfo: She gave me an ihopper at the Denny's it was so crazy!
by TheHolySampleText October 12, 2023
by TheHolySampleText April 15, 2021
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
A crazy ass high where you end up in the middle of nowhere on train tracks with everything within a mile radius is just absolutely leveled.
Terreck: How was the kush I gave you?
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
by TheHolySampleText July 20, 2023
Tyler: This burger bussin bussin ong ong.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times
by TheHolySampleText July 12, 2021