brown-box 

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

brown-box by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

brownbottoms 

1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.

2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.

3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.

That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.

Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.

Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!

brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004

brownbone 

A female or male of African American descent who has brown skin.

Gabrielle Union, Tichina Arnold, and Kelly Rowland are brownbones.

brownbone by Nancy88 December 10, 2006

Brownbow 

Like a rainbow, except a brownbow specifically operates within brown, green, and yellow color spectrum. Generally associated with diarrhea color grading.

After eating that curry last night, I would say I'm about 610nm on the brownbow scale...

Man, what did you eat? I see the full brownbow you left behind...

Brownbow by demorican July 14, 2020

Brown Box 

A term used to describe a hard turn a driver just made. The notion is that the turn was so abrupt and so scary, that it would not be impossible that someone's shorts would have turned brown. It's meant to be used to acknowledge the person driving turned WAY too hard, and encourage them to drive safer and turn with more care. Another way of saying "you almost killed us with your driving"

In a car of 4 people, the driver makes a hard right turn that almost flips the car and the tires on the car squeal.
The passengers yell out "Brown Box!"

Brown Box by joeschmoeseph May 11, 2022

brown box 

to take a steamy shit in a box and give it to someone as a gift.

dammit i forgot to get henry a gift." "just give him a brown box.

brown box by stackattack January 2, 2011

kentucky brownbottom 

the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas

Did you see Charlie? He said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. I looked over and saw he had fat Kentucky Brownbottom. He's gotta slow down on the sauce.

kentucky brownbottom by sloppyfatmuthahfucker November 22, 2009