Brown Knight 

1) A brown man who stands up for a women's right to be an absolute equal, but then steps up like a white knight to rescue her any time that equality becomes a burden.

2) A brown man who promotes gender equality but practices special privilege for women.

Brown guy: I know what she says make absolutely no sense at all and is one of the lamest argument I've ever listened to but I will still defend her because she is a woman. And because that's the only way I could think of seducing women.

Another person: Dude, you're such a brown knight.

Brown Knight by maleequalist July 1, 2017

brown knight 

When pleasing your partner anally and you look down to see the Knights covered in gravy

Paul was enjoying himself when all of a sudden the brown knight emerged from the gaping hole

brown knight by Creepy wee man August 13, 2016

Knight of the brown table.

Some one who frequently indulges in gay sex.

That Denver, he's a knight of the brown table.

Knight of the brown table. by ConCoon July 4, 2011