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After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.
by Mikeyman58547 September 03, 2008
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The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.
Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!
by Queen of Ottershaw February 09, 2013
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