brown ball roulette 

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.

Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.

brown ball roulette by McRamblin October 17, 2009

Brown Ball Stamp 

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.

Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?

Brown Ball Stamp by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

Brown Wrecking Ball by huddyballs May 13, 2025

brown ballerina 

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007

brown balling 

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

brown balling by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

brown balls

A condition that occurs when a man wipes back to front smearing shit on the ball sack

No girl would give J.P. head due to horrific smell coming from his brown balls

brown balls by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

brown balloon knot 

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.

I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.

brown balloon knot by Stainos September 4, 2006