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5. brown cow
sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow
hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit
1. Brown Cow
Where chocolate milk comes from.
Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.
2. brown cow
The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.
When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.
3. Brown Cow
The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.
"Dude, what the hell is that you're drinking?"
"It's called a Brown Cow."
4. Brown Cow
a ridiculously fat brown woman
Rana is a brown cow
6. Brown Cow
the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow
Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"
7. Brown Cow
The semen from a man that comes out of a women's vagina after sex, when she has been off her period for a few days.
"I gave the farmers daughter a brown cow"
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