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2 definitions by Jimmis

Where chocolate milk comes from.
Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.
by Jimmis June 25, 2009
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
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