brown bag it

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

by Myke D. July 4, 2005

brown bag

a girl who is too ugly to fuck but you would fuck her with a bag over her head

avril lavigne

by AnTwat December 10, 2003

brown bag it

when you cover up beer or alchohol wiht a brown paper bag even thought its even more noticable

guy1:yo wanna go drinking tonite?
guy2:yea where?
guy1: idk lets just brown bag it

by stephh March 4, 2006

Brown Bagging

sexual act of inserting the scrotum and testicles into a women's anus.

Misty really enjoyed me brown bagging her.

by shrinkles the clown June 29, 2010

brown-bagging

The act of carrying alcoholic liquor at restricted places.

tr.v. brown-bagged, brown-bag·ging, brown-bags.

We got liquor from the regular speakeasy and went driving and brown-bagging all over the city.

by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010

Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

by BrownBagged March 10, 2010