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Kyle Brotzman

when one epically screws over a team by missing a field goal and single handedly wipes away a teams chance at the national title.
Person 1: did boise state win in overtime?
Person 2: no, the kicker pulled a kyle brotzman
Kyle Brotzman by boisestate69696969 November 29, 2010
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The Brothman 

The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.
Wife- “Honey the soup seems a little to salty today”

Husband- “oh dear was it a full moon last night!?”

Wife- “yes it was! Damn the Brothman”
The Brothman by Chef Rory June 2, 2018

brotmanteau 

A special type of a portmanteau that lends itself to the use of the term "bro" as one of it's components. Usually only used for comedic effect.
How does one use a brotmanteau?
Dude, you totally just got browned (bro+owned).
My brodar (bro+radar) just went off. What's wrong?
Let me borrow your bronoculars (bro+binoculars).
I just read this great book. You should really read it. It's called "Madame Brovary" (bro+Bovary) by Gustave Flaubro (bro+Flaubert).
a wet massive dump. a burning shit, a large turd that wont flush the first time.
i just ate a crave case from white castle and i need to take a brozman.
brozman by harleylover69 July 5, 2012
an extremely arrogant, cocky ass hole who refers to his genital area as the "brotwurst"
The Brotman is awesome and the brotwurst is huge!!!
brotman by sexyboi252 September 22, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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