Brociate

Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".

Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it

Brociate by Brociate November 14, 2020

brominate 

To hang out with your bro's for an extended length of time (i.e., marinade is to meat as brominate is to bro's).

What are your plans for Saturday, bro?
-I'm probably just gonna brominate at the pad with my bro's.

brominate by ZaggTron January 18, 2009

brotivation 

Ever feel like you can't get your life together? Like the only next possible step is quitting? Brotivation is the push you need from a close friend who knows you well. That friend provides adequate motivation for your next step to be successful and confident completion of you duties. Hella necessary during hangovers, depressed moods, exhaustion, and general lethargy.

Dude, I had 12 long island iced teas last night, there is NO WAY I can go to the hospital and help my wife push out our first baby.

Bro, this is the moment your life begins. No amount of LIT's should stop you from watching the moment you become a father.

Dude, you are right. Get me a glass of water and a some clothes that I didn't vomit on. Thanks for the brotivation.

brotivation by Meeshelluh May 13, 2010

Brominated Vegetable Oil 

The shit in Amp energy drink that enables bros to chill to the max, and automatically raises their bro status by 50%.

Bro 1: "Yo bro, this amp is fucking rad!"
Bro 2: "Fuck yeah bro, this Brominated vegetable oil makes me wanna chill like the bros."
Bro 1: "Fuck yeah bro!"
(bros proceed to chill to the max)

Brominated Vegetable Oil by chadbrochilll July 5, 2008

bronicate

Bronicate: the act of bro’s fornicating

“Hey bro let’s meet up this weekend and bronicate”

“Hell yeah bro! Can’t wait for our weekend full of bronication”

bronicate by Dr. Schnau March 25, 2021

Boytivated

When one becomes motivated to exercise and stay in shape, all for a boy.

The new guy in class boytivated her to go to the gym daily.

Your new boyfriend is super hot, why aren't you boytivated enough?!

Boytivated by Michaleangelo Ferinni March 15, 2010

bloativate

verb. to cause a feeling of bloativation, i.e. to inspire someone to feel fat and hence the need to get in shape.

When he asked if I was pregnant, it totally bloativated me.

bloativate by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009