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Brotanica 

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!
Brotanica by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013
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Brotastic 

To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.
"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"
Brotastic by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008

brotastic 

1.to be such good friends with another dude that anything done together is described as brotastic

2. to be amazing, or excrete awesomeocity
that trip to the store was so brotastic.

that game was extremly brotastic
brotastic by automuffin September 1, 2010

Brotanical Gardens 

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.
'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'
Brotanical Gardens by senojnayr November 20, 2011

brotastic 

Bro's + Fantastic = Brotastic!
Head Bro: Hey man, all the bro's are getting together to watch Dane Cook and play game cube, wanna join?!

Odd Bro out: Yeah man, sounds Brotastic!!
brotastic by Tommy Gatewood October 21, 2009

Brotastic 

Relates to the word "Bro". A moment in which much bro love is happens.
Damn bro, that frisbee game was Brotastic.
Brotastic by Brotard October 11, 2009

brotastic 

A male companion to a Bro Ho. Centers more on lifestyle and lamely hanging out than excelling at a sport, or fine skill.

Part of the useless groupie crowd taking up room. causing trouble in the pits, and mooching everybody's stuff.
"Dude, you're such a Brotastic. Learn to ride."

Guy doing donuts on a quad in the pits,throwing dirt on everyone, "That is so brotastic."
brotastic by Sparkplug6 December 16, 2008