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Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums
Brosemite by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010
When an absurdly large amount of bros gather in a common location to partake in bro-like activities, such as: wearing Affliction t-shirts, showing off one's Nautilus tattoo, driving one's raised Ford Truck 350 with a flame paint job, sporting black sunglasses outside at 8pm, threatening to "punch out that little bitch" at a nearby bar, and generally making a mockery of well-accepted human mores and ethics.
"Dude, a surfing competition and a UFC PPV on the same day IN downtown Huntington Beach?! That's friggin' Brosanity!"
Brosanity by 5aby August 10, 2010

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

Brostitute 

A friend for hire.
Guy is a brostitute.
Brostitute by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

brostitute 

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.
Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.
brostitute by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010

Brostitute 

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...
Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.
Brostitute by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011