Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.

1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."

Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

Brookelle 

Brookelle is the name of an extremely sexy and seductive person she will always cheer you up and will be by your side she is kind-hearted

She also has a very naughty side when you get close to her, you will realize that she is slightly kniky and when she finds him she will only love one man

Guy: Damn i just found out how kinky Brookelle is.

Guy: Awww Brookelle said she will always be there for me no matter what

Brookelle by That damn lover December 23, 2012

Brookelle McKenzie 

A new age 'scene-queen'.

She has:
- The typical big black hair.
- Mis-matchy clothing type.
- 0375173507389274246 friends on myspace.
- Vain/Better-than-you additude.
- T-mobile sidekick with her at ALL times.
- ETC.

She takes after other scene-queens such as:
+ Audrey Kitching
+ Raquel Reed
+ Kiki Kannibal
+ ETC.

Many people tend to fake her on myspace/vampirefreaks/beb o/ETC.

Exp. 1:
Person 1: OMFGZZZZ did you see the new Brookelle McKenzie picture last night on her myspace?
Person 2: zzzzzomg! Yeah! She is sooooooo amazing!!!

Exp. 2:
Person 1: I'm Brookelle Mckenzie, I'm SO not faking her pictures! Like, look at my 'non-photoshopped' salute!!
Person 2: Uhm, that's a really photoshopped salute. Stop faking Brookelle. She already has like a zillion fakes...

Brookelle McKenzie by AshlxyAddiction January 11, 2009

brosmell 

The waft of Axe body spray that emanates in a 10 foot radius around the bro, give or take a few feet given wind speed and direction.

Holy shit, could you smell that undergrad walking by?
Yeah, pure brosmell. Embrace your shower, dude.

brosmell by Loveforbros February 6, 2013

BROOMYELLA 

Another fun name for umbrella

Before we headed out the door to walk to school, mom hollered out , " Dont forget to grab your broomyella, it looks like rain ."

BROOMYELLA by Bee mie sunn shyne July 6, 2018

Brookelle 

Cool,silly,and sexy person to be around with.

Damn Brookelle is so appealing!

Brookelle by Radarada123 December 30, 2011

Broomelled 

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.

1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.

Broomelled by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011