That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.
Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.
One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.
Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pickheavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)