That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.
Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.
One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.
Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pickheavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'