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a person who hails from the shitty town of seabrook,nh and is proud of it.this person usually drinks natty light or natty ice and smokes cheap cigarettes. they also use words like "bub" and "ayut".
brooka 1: Ay bub we gotta get on down the stowa and grab us some beea and smokes 'fore they close up!

brooka 2: AYUT! I think you may be right bub!!
by rydawg750 November 23, 2009
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Brooka is a term meaning something that Sass won't tell me. I thought it means brother... but im probably wrong. BROOKA BROOKA
"Hey Saloo Nation - BROOKA BROOKA!"
by JWzz May 16, 2006
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BER-ROOK-AHH SEE-BER-ROOK-AHH (Brooka/Seabrooka)
A person who comes from the awful little run down town of Seabrook, NH. These people are poor, annoying, and loud, but somehow still have pride in all of this. Their beach is fucking shit and their entire town is made up of 20% shitty houses, 70% trailers, and 10% stores and federal buildings that are naturally clean unlike the town they're unfortunate enough to be in. Everyone talks like their drunk 24/7 and not too surprisingly I don't find that hard to believe. They're the most useless people who like to talk like they're worth a damn, but collect from the government anyway. Surprisingly the people that look like they do drugs most of the time just look that way naturally. Maybe all of this can be blamed on the Nuclear power plant. They can't be this stupid on their own. These people have a wide brain dead vocabulary. There are too many words to list, but I will give a few examples below.

God help these people and God help me.
Brooka's daily life conversations and basic definition:
CHARLIE-GUY: "AY BUB YA GOT THOSE FAKIN CLAMS I ORDAHED."
DAVEY-BOY: "FAK YA BUB FRESH OFF THE BOAT TOO, GUY."
CLAM-BUB: "AH YA JUST GONNA STAHHND THEH OR EAT ME, GUY LIKE COME ON, BUB PUT ME IN A CHOWDAH FOR FAKS SAKE."
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Normal Person: "This town sure is cute. It's got it's own little town hall and everything!"
DONALD-GUY: "THE FAK YOU JUST SAY, KID. ILL FAKIN KILL YA IF YA EVA SAY SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN, GUY THAT'S MY FAMILY YOURE TALKIN ABOUT, KID. WE AINT CUTE, GUY."
Normal Person: "I said the town is pretty cute. Calm down, sir."
DONALD-GUY: "DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN BUB ALRIGHT? WHAT ARE YA SOME KINDA MASSHOLE, BUB? YOU A FAKIN ASSHOLE OR SUMTHN, GUY? ILL FAK YOU UP, KID. CHOWDAH CHODAH CLAMIN BUB GUY."
by Captain Guts February 05, 2017
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