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Brotanica 

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!
Brotanica by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013
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Bronanigans

Ridiculous happenings between two bros that further their bro-bonds. (bordering on bromance)
1. Man- "I just saw two guys giggling uncontrollably while thumb wrestling."

Woman- "Don't worry. That's just bronanigans."

2. play "Army of Two". That game is the definition bronanigans.
Bronanigans by C Monney March 29, 2009
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bronanza 

A group of dudes hanging out together. Usually includes alcohol.
"The bronanza showed up at Kelly's party and ended up fucking her house up."
bronanza by jaustinc September 15, 2006

Brotanical Gardens 

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.
'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'
Brotanical Gardens by senojnayr November 20, 2011
the act of purposely misspelling a persons name to avoid controversy or identity theft
Girl, what should my youtube channel name be?
Just do a bronan.
Bronan by graham northern March 12, 2022

brotannica

britannica encyclopaedia for Bro's
" are we having a bromance ? " " I dunno, lets check the brotannica "
brotannica by MoneyClip December 18, 2008
when bros gently nurture plants together in a completely hetero way
Thomas and Rob have been in the garden for hours getting their brotany on.
brotany by brotographer September 23, 2009