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you broke my tree, bitch 

A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.
Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch

Broke my back 

This term is used to describe "doggie" style sexual intercourse.

It came to be because of the weight put on the receiver's back. It is also commonly referred to as "blowing" one's back out.
Sarah, are you okay? You're walking with a limp!" "Yes, Kenneth really broke my back last night.

broke my swearer 

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.
Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

Broke my heart

When youre heart is literally broken or myocardial infarction.
I cant believe stacey broke my heart or was it the 34 donuts i ate today?

you broke my heart 

when someone hurts you so badly that you just want to curl up and cry. not physically hurting you; mentally. when love goes wrong is when you break your heart. you feel like you'll never find someone else like that person again.
her:i love you so much.
him: im sorry..but i think we should just be friends.
her: you broke my heart...
you broke my heart by lovelovelove. December 22, 2009

broke my zipper 

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.
Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
broke my zipper by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013