A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.
Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!
Jeff: Yo, brosef, you heard the new Nickelbacktrack?
Chris: Pong... Pong...
Jeff: What the fuck, dude?
Chris: Sorry, that was my bronar. I'll be right back.
The St. Bronard is a very large bro with great strength and prowess. A full-grown bronard can weigh between 240 and 290 lb, or even more. The exterior can be rough and sometimes intimdating, but the inside is warm and caring. Saint Bronards are extremely loyal and protective of their bros and sorostitutes, but are not easily angered. If a Saint Bronard does reach his boiling point, hope that it was not your fault, because the Saint Bronard is lethal when angry. Do not be confused, the Saint Bronard is not a tool, but a wise and thoughtful bro.
"Dude's my Saint Bronard. Totally had my back when some GDI's tried to start shit at Scoop."