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broceries 

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
broceries by kenchuto May 11, 2010
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Bronemies 

The male version of Frenimies. Bronemies can be legitimate friends for some time, but usually are divided by a girl (or two ... or nine). They tend to make up in the end and return to being reluctant bronemies.
Man, Deadpool and Spiderman are total bronemies.

Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
Bronemies by LosahLosah June 30, 2011
Best friends you can chill with. Comes from the word "Bro" and "homies"
Mom Im going to Adams to chill with the Bromies
Bromies by Kaner28 July 27, 2009

bromeditated murder 

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro
girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.
bromeditated murder by brotographer September 24, 2009

bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.
"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"
bromeister by bromeister45 January 29, 2010

churp some brodies 

spinning dounts with your tires churpin'
Im going to Nob Hill to churp some brodies
churp some brodies by Riddy January 16, 2008
another word for spining donuts in a car or truck on or off road
What a'll want to do?

Drink some beers, spin sum brodies.
brodies by Lrn June 2, 2005