Bromander in Chief 

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

Bromander in Chief by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

Bromancee 

Two gay guys that cant admit that they are gay and calling it Bromance. Homosexual activities with your bro. Gay people stuff

Your gay and you are romancing your buddies; therefore, it turns into a bromancee

Bromancee by Homosexual,fags, gay December 22, 2008

Bromancer 

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.

Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.

Bromancer by Maulrus July 1, 2016

The Ten Bromandments 

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.

If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!

The Ten Bromandments by Kale 23 September 19, 2009

bronandered 

To be whipped by a member of the opposite sex.

Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.

bronandered by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004

Bromander 

A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)

"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"

Bromander by anonymous February 9, 2022

Brolander 

A weird way of saying, "brother from another mother".

Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.

It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.

Tom Hanks: Yo, will smith, what's up Brolander

Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.

Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!

Brolander by well done, twat. November 8, 2010