A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
A commad given by a bro.
*Note*
1. You must be a bro (not a hoe) in order to give a bromand.
2. In order to be a bro, you must be considered chill.
*Note*
1. You must be a bro (not a hoe) in order to give a bromand.
2. In order to be a bro, you must be considered chill.
I was tanning outside with my pennie on and it got cloudy so I decided to make a hoe get me a sandwhich. As soon as I issued the bromand, the sun instantly came out. God must be a bro.
by jdhbro December 16, 2010
A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
by Bromander in Chief December 6, 2009
Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
by Kale 23 September 18, 2009
As an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of an Among Us joke increases.
First it was Godwin's Law. Thanks to Marcus Bromander, Co-Founder of Innersloth, now we have Bromander's Law
by none found here October 5, 2021
No simp Sept, no octopussy oct, no nut November, no dick December, no Janet Jan, no f*uk Feb, no munchkin March, no April Showers, no mushey may, no jack June, no jerk July, no ugly Aug
The bro calendar born 23 Sept 2022. Bro OJ of the 12th degree.
“Adhere to the Bromandments bro for all that is good”
“Adhere to the Bromandments bro for all that is good”
by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022