One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
by Maulrus July 2, 2016
Bromance is the combination of two words, "brother" and "romance". It describes the unique male bonding found between "brothers from another mother". This is between heterosexual males and no matter what is never seen as a gay relationship, though it may be joked about.
by tj debtwiler May 2, 2011
by 37Anonymous37 December 29, 2020
The complicated relationship shared between two straight guys. It describes (one of) the highest levels of friendship that two guys can have without being gay.
by GirkinSquirter January 17, 2014
by iMeAndMyGuitar March 22, 2012
Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.
Dave: No sweat, pal.
Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.
Dave: No sweat, pal.
Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.
by fletchlives May 30, 2005
The strange relationship between two straight males. It can't really be described but you know it when you see it.
Bro 1: Dude you're the yin to my yang.
Bro 2: aww <3. that's totally platonic though right?
Bro 1: No shit
Bro 2: good. I'm glad it's just a bromance.
Bro 2: aww <3. that's totally platonic though right?
Bro 1: No shit
Bro 2: good. I'm glad it's just a bromance.
by heysupdawg March 8, 2012