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Brogramming 

The act of writing computer code while visibly adhering to brogrammer norms.

The practice is usually seen as annoying, as the brogrammer appears to be desperately or intrusively seeking the appearance of being cool, technically adept, and/or productive, i.e. "crushing it".
Programming while using drugs or alcohol, programming with a cap on backwards, programming in any type of clothing that lacks sleeves, programming while listening to music so loudly that people across the room can hear it from one's headphones, programming while violently bobbing one's head to said music, programming with sunglasses on, programming with the hood of one's hoodie on, programming and shouting "fuck" periodically (ostensibly when a super tough coding problem is encountered), programming with one's feet up, programming in the close possession of an inordinate amount of energy drinks, etc. are all examples of brogramming
Brogramming by smaker September 16, 2016
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Roaming urbandictionary.com with one of your closest bros for definitions of words that relate to bromance. Typically occurs between two high school boys who play football together and drink excessive amounts of brotein shakes.
Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.
Alex: "Brosef Stalin... check out this definition I found while broaming."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."
broaming by kyleandalexaregay November 26, 2009
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Brogramming 

The act of creating a computer program in the company of your bros.
Want to go get a beer after we're done brogramming?

Want to get a six pack then get back to brogramming?
Brogramming by theIntuitionist December 9, 2008

Brogramming 

The act of coding in between workout exercises
"You gonna hit the gym this week?"
"Nah..I was planning to be brogramming this week"
Brogramming by madJooScientist September 12, 2011

Brogramming 

The act of coding while drunk.
John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.
Brogramming by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011

brogrowing 

When bros help each other to grow in strength, mind and soul!
Let's keep brogrowing.
Thanks for brogrowing.

Examples:
When a bro want's to skip legday you say: lift that shit motherfucker!
When a bro complains about a woman you say: fuck that there are millions more.
brogrowing by luke321 January 22, 2014

brogramming 

1. The bro conditioning one must undergo in order to become a bro.
2. Bro-themed TV.
1. "Yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. He joined the football team, got a subscription to Hustler, and started watching WWF".
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."
brogramming by kwakky December 16, 2008