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Jared Borgetti 

One of the greatest Mexican Strikers ever. 2nd most prolific striker in the world by 2005. and is the number one scorer in Mexican history. he played in the Mexican Futbol (soccer) leauge for awhile. until becoming the first ever Mexican born player to play in Englands FA Premiership. signing with Bolton. he is currently playing for the Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittad
Jared Borgetti scores another goal for Mexico!
Jared Borgetti by 9JBorgetti August 19, 2006
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broghetti 

An orgy involving mostly your male friends (bros), in which all of your "noodles" touch. Bonus points for sauce.
I asked my girl if I could have my bros over for broghetti, and she was down with it.
broghetti by broghettisauce July 7, 2016

brogetit 

When your bro says or does something dumb but you're willing to forget it... brogetit.
Bro: "Hey man, sorry for puking in your Mom's hamper last night, thought I was in the bathroom."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."
brogetit by GlazeHer December 31, 2013
Word of the Day on March 18, 2016

Broghetti 

A friend who is reaaaally tall and slim. Formed like a Spaghetti.
He may also have a really long and thin cock.
"Hey Tom, do you have any Broghettis?"
"Nah fam, all of my friends are shawtys...but my friend Rob is a real Broghetti!"
Broghetti by bün November 11, 2022

Kai Borgetti

A fucking asshole who won’t fucking leave me along no matter the fucking fuck circumstance. he loves big bawls in its mouth. it’s also related to the biggest cheese bigge
Man kai borgetti
Kai Borgetti by penisbawlsinmouth January 22, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026