broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .
Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
Referring to the female canibus plant commonly smoked throughout the black population. Also known as marijuana or "weed." White people commonly refer to it as "pot" or "reefer."
Nigga 1: I'm bout to blow my paycheck on some broccoli.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.
by Philly and Jason July 30, 2005
when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.
i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
Term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.
*Gamer gets a headshot*
Gamer: Oooooh call me broccoli, CAUSE IM NASTY!
by Try to Catch me May 19, 2008
drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
by the_trapper August 16, 2006
One who is constantly making people do things they don't want to do.
Billy: "Really officer he made me do it! He's a broccoli!"
Officer: "I see"
by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004
Slang term for the male genitalia.
Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.
by TaylorAndelko April 17, 2007
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