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11. broccoli
drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
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1. broccoli
coined by vallejo based rapper E-40
slang for marijuana
i don't need no doctor
idon't need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now
by chico May 5, 2003 add a video
2. Broccoli
1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.
1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"
by Dagon Apr 30, 2005 add a video
3. broccoli
can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!
forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
by Adrian Nov 6, 2004 add a video
4. broccoli
broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .
Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
5. Broccoli
"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"
"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"
6. broccoli
The natural laxative.
Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.
by Shawn B. May 8, 2003 add a video
7. Broccoli
Term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.
*Gamer gets a headshot*
Gamer: Oooooh call me broccoli, CAUSE IM NASTY!
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