Brobesity 

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

Brobesity by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

Broversity 

Number one private university in the United States. Located right next to Hoe-versity

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you got accepted to Harvard. CONGRATS! Are you going?

Guy 2: Nah man, I'm headed to Broversity. They gave me a full ride, or two.

Broversity by BROVERSITY2013 April 21, 2009

Brobesity 

A condition where broing it up so much eventually leads to a ridiculously huge gut.

Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?

Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.

Brobesity by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

bropensity 

The natural inclination to do "manly" things around your buddies. This includes, but is not limited to: scratching your balls around your buddies, burping, farting, picking your nose, etc.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Is John's girlfriend going to watch the game with us?

Guy 2: Don't know, why?

Guy 1: Think about it man...we won't be able to be ourselves...our bropensity got's to be in check!

bropensity by Lillyblume April 19, 2012

Brocessity 

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.

If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.

Brocessity by brocessity August 22, 2010

boobesity 

rhymes with the word "obesity"; a woman with big, fat huge breasts

I like that chick's boobesity issue!

boobesity by Anthony.cirelli August 20, 2010

broskisity 

the state of being a broski

Damn, he just let be get a sip from his redbull.

Thats some serious broskisity right there

broskisity by ixsvaxi November 18, 2022