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1.
A challenging and often misunderstood sport. There are many different versions of the rules, but all are based on the British Broadsides Society's 1946 publication "Standards in the Modern Game", which was mostly derived from the then-current version of Eton Broadsides. The full competition rules can be obtained by written application to the International Federation of Broadsides Players (IFBP).
Me and Will have been playing a whacking-off game called 'Broadsides'.
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
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2.
v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.
I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.
by ninjawesome November 24, 2013
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3.
A game for 2 or more players, seated, attempt to hit each other with their cum. (The cum has to be launched from the penis directly, it can't be thrown).
"Boys, that's enough broadsides for one day- you'll make yourselves sore, and I've got friends coming round any minute"
by Prof. Van Halen January 13, 2004
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4.
Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.

This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.
Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.
by Presto223 February 28, 2011
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5.
More than 2 former/current sexual partners in one place at one time. Unplanned.
I got Broadsided last night when Kelly and Angela showed up at the bar.
by Bowling Green Choker October 04, 2010
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6.
mostly used for joyrider's, when drifting a car around a corner if you manage to get the car "sideways" it is called broadside.
"mate i was flat out down the carriageway broadside!!!"
by mcneilly November 10, 2008
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