Blow roadkill 

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.

He was so low down he would blow roadkill!

Blow roadkill by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

roadkill t-shirts 

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

roadkill t-shirts by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

breadpill 

a pun on the right-wing process of converting people to their beliefs, aka 'redpill' - 'breadpill' refers to anarcho-communist writer Peter Kropotkin and his work "The Conquest of Bread". anarchists refer to the conversion of others to their ideology as giving them the 'breadpill'

I've been reading a lot of anarcho-comm literature recently.. think i've taken the breadpill.

breadpill by elsiemarina August 9, 2019

stroking the roadkill 

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

Roadkill Pussy 

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

Roadkill Pussy by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

Bloadkill 

When a gentleman is receiving fellatio from a companion and subsequently drives into a deer.

Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.

Bloadkill by Urbandictress October 5, 2015

Broadwell 

To leave someone in a random place.

Did you just really Broadwell that person in Peru?

Broadwell by Mrbigs January 4, 2010