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bro culture isn't defined yet, but these are close:
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Bro
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A caucasian male, typically ages 15 - 24.
A Bro prefers Birkenstock sandals, polo or rubgy shirts (typically with the collar popped), and baseball caps with a pre-frayed brim for their usual attire. Bros are attracted by shops such as Lacoste, Ralph Lauren, Abercromie, and other similar outfitters.
Musical tastes typical for a Bro include Dave Matthews Band, Oasis, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, and Travis. Bros will also, on occasion, listen to the latest rap, and on even more rare occasions, punk rock.
Bros will incessantly use "Chill," "Bro," and "Sweet" in their conversations. "Cheah" seems to be a mispronunciation of "Yeah," typical of bro culture. "Mad" is typically used to emphasize adjectives of certain things - this is often used in conjunction with "Chill."
At parties, bros tend to cluster together. They always travel in packs, constantly referring to their fellow-bros as their wingman. They enjoy drinking copius quantities of beer and rating women based on their physical attributes.
If Dave Matthews Band comes to your city, expect bros to be out in large numbers. Proper bro repellent includes
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Bro
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A retarded white boy who often shaves his head, becomes racist, and proclaims himself a skinhead despite knowing nothing about REAL skinheads culture, music or history.
Bro's are fucking idiots, man.
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Bro
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18-25 year old white upper middle class males who attend universities, and are usually members of fraternities. During free time they enjoy playing sports such as ultimate frisbee, lacross, flag football, fishing, and beach volleyball. They are knowledgeable about most spectator sports and attend sporting events regularly. Bros are often actively envolved in fantasy football, and will form leagues with other bros. They enjoy attending suburban house parties and frat parties, and are skilled at most drinking games. They also have a fairly refined taste for good beer, and can afford to drink it more often than others their age, but still must resort to cheap beer at times. Bros enjoy the presence of attractive women, but are also content with simply "broing out". Favorite clothing brands include polo, vinyard vines, jcrew, and lacoste. Shorts include brightly colored, madras, crittered, seer-suckers and the classic khakis. Footwear comprises mostly of sperry topsiders, flip flops, and asics runners. Hats with pre-frayed brims are popular, as are Costa Del Mar sunglasses with crokies. Bro bands include Dave Matthews, OAR, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Dispatch, and Sister Hazel. Bros drive SUVs and trucks, and contrary to popular belief, do not always lift them, and when they do, the lift rarely exceeds 4 inches. Upper-end colleges in the South contain the most bros. These schools include Vanderbilt, University of Virginia, Southern Methodist University, and Duke. Mos...
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Broton
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The sub-atomic particles that connect all "bros". The extra particle is what accounts for all of bro culture. It also allows bros to send messages among each other without having to speak.
"Did you see that chick, bro?"
"Nah man I didn't."
"I was sending you major brotons!"
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lax bro
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A lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
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Bro Bra Attitude
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Originating possibly from snowboarding culture, the term bro bra attitude is used to describe an extra-ordinarily friendly dialogue between male strangers meeting for the first time generally involving the use of alot of slang terminology
There is a real bro bra attitude out here on the slopes today.
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Brosker
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1. another identity for a bro or broski. Basically meaning the same thing, a brosker is a bro that will always be there to get his fellow broskers' back.
2. Brosker Age and Apparel
A brosker is male that is between approximately the ages of 14-26, with some exceptions included. A brosker subscribes to the typical bro attire sporting a polo, khaki shorts/pants, button downs, sweater vests, clarks, clogs, birks, visors, aviators or wayfarers (preferably with sunglass clips or neck straps) would be considered the regular brosker uniform.
3. Culture and Customs
Brosker- typically broskers enjoy partying hard with their fellow broskers, and enjoy partaking in the cheaper brands of brew (aka Natty, milwaukee's best, or keystone if available). Depending on the local culture of brosker, a brosker may or may not have a serious lack of consideration and respect for females. Degradation of women is common in brosker culture.
4. Brosker Pledge
As a brosker, I will try my hardest to serve my cause and my broskis by partying hard, supporting my fellow broskis, representing your fraternity (if fraternity brotherhood applies) to the best of your ability, meeting a weekend quota of popular drinking games, and stay loyal to my broskers and our cause through the good, the bad, and the ugly.
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