Bro rape is a rape that has gone over looked for decades, and its risen 44% in the last year, what is a bro? A bro
is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. They love natty ice, wearing there livestrong bracelet, and family guy. There main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually there attire consists of berkenstocks, rip jeans, an abercrombiee water polo, and a hat with a prefrayyed brim. They use phrases like "bro-out" or "chill". For every suburban house party 4 bros will be rape and only 1 in 7 bros will tell their boys what happened.
Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
bro 1: Yo wanna come over and chill. We can play game cube and take off our pants.
bro 2: BRO RAPE!
Bro Rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today. Bro's, which are 18 to 25 year old males who wear popped collars, upside down visors, listen to Jack Johnson and Dave Mattews, and watch Family Guy, are tragically targeted for sexually explicit acts that can ruin lives.
Bro 1: hey bro you wanna chill we can play some gamecube drink some natty ice and listen to jack johnson.
Person 1: FUCK NO!! BRO RAPE!!
when a bro rapes one of his bros by seducing him with xbox, nat ice beer, and john mayer type music.
yo man i heard austin got bro raped playing halo with john up in his room.
A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"
Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
The act of a college bro being buddie-buddie with you while trying to pick you up without trying to be gay. If suceeded with you past the drunk stage. they simply drug your heineken beer and take advantage of you.
Jeffery - "Bro! Wanna come to my dorm and play some game cube bro?"
Bryan - "Man, I'm not your bro."
Jeffery -" Bro! Don't be like that bro! I got a 6 pack of Heineken and we can also stop by the pool and watch the other bros play some water polo, Then come back to my bro pad and do some Jager-bombs bro."
Bryan - "Ugh, i guess ill come dude."
Jeffery - "Bro, just call me bro bro."
Jeffery - "bro! i just bro rape
Kevin - "Really bro? So he's one of the bro's now bro?
A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported.
Bro 1: Let's "chill"
Bro 2: No! Bro Rape!