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Pax Britannica 

(n.) A submissive woman that makes no noises and no facial expressions during intercourse, while you can do just about any maneuvre you want on them.

(n.) Peaceful period of British Imperialism where Britain came to be the protector of all throughout the nineteenth century. All that wasn't part of the british empire was either a vichy government (as was the case in china) or extremely in favour of preserving good ties and would not challenge (most of europe, united states, russia, Japan). In short, the empire and informal empire meant that the world was as if it were one country, with London the capital.
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Rectalpedia Britannica 

The repository for wildly inaccurate and/or grossly erroneous information frequently used by people attempting to provide an answer for something that they clearly do not know the answer to and/or for which they are obviously unqualified to answer but are too ignorant to admit it.

When expressing incredulity at a persons response to a question it is the more subtle and polite way to inform or identify an answer to a question that is clearly inaccurate by stating that the person must have gotten that answer from their rectalpedia britannica AKA "they pulled it out of their ass."
Ken:"Christine just asked me why I was not participating in the breast cancer awareness in the office and then she told me that breast cancer is the number one killer of men over the age of 35."

David: "What did you tell her?"

Ken: "I told her that was completely ludicrous."

David: "Yeah, no doubt another answer she pulled from her rectalpedia britannica."

Encyclopedia britannica

Wikipedia, but fancy, unbiased and accurate. It's the world's oldest encyclopedia, written and reviewed by credible people.
Encyclopedia Britannica is a digitally published encyclopedia. Originally being published in paper form until recently.

britania 

The name Britania means sexy, petty and strong person.
Anyone with the name Britania is always caring loving strong and has potential.
Always cares about others.
People always hate but she doesn't care.
Omg Britania is so gorgeous.
Britania is such a petty bitch
britania by Paris03 March 14, 2017

Brotanica 

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!
Brotanica by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

Britannic 

The HMHS Britannic was the third and largest olympic-class class vessel that was sister ship to the Titanic and Olympic. She was launched at the eve of World War 1 and was laid up at her builders, Harland and Wolff in Belfast, for many months before being requested as a hospital ship. Instead of being a luxourious ocean liner like Titanic and Olympic, Britannic transported sick and wounded soldiers over the Mediterranean Sea. One day, her life was cut tragicly short when she stuck an underwater mine in the Kea Channel. The Britannic sank in 55 minutes, resulting in the deaths of 30 people. The wreck of the Britannic is now lying on her starboard side, 400-500 feet underwater. She is in surprisingly good condition and is mostly intact, unlike Titanic who is slowly being eaten away by bacteria. Britannic will be with us for a long time unless if she gets raised or salvaged someday.
"Well at least the Britannic had a happier ending than Titanic."
Britannic by RedLightningStrike January 29, 2017

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic 

The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire
Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened