bristol white girl

Flared trousers

Nose ring
Puffer jacket
Goes to UoB
Massive hoops
Love DnB
Smokes

Private school

"Oh look another Bristol White Girl, they're all the same."

by A poor bristol minority May 6, 2019

Bristol Palin syndrome

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.

dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010

Bristol, TN/VA

A smallish city which is divided over southwest Virginia and northeast Tennessee via State Street. It is the home of Bristol Motor Speedway and is also the birthplace of country music. It's a pretty place to live and a nice area to visit.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.

Quit your bitching. Bristol, TN/VA is where Abingdonians go to have fun.

by itsmeKP September 26, 2011

Bristol Metropolitan Academy

Some shitty inner city school that stinks of weed.

The smell of weed coming from Bristol Metropolitan Academy has reached Vassals today.

by Darth to nuews May 2, 2019

Harvey's bristol cream

When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.

Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.

by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010

Bristol Mountain Series

A series of mountains in Bristol - England.

Nicknamed by followers of the Neeb Legend.

The higher up in the series the mountain, the more important the mountain. The mountain list is as follows:

Mt Neeb
Mt Noob
Mt Naab
Mt Nub
Mt Nib

Guy #1: Hey, wanna marry me?
Girl: Sure!
Guy #1: Let's do it on Mt Noob!
Girl: Mt Noob? No way, that's for poor people who can't afford marriages on Mt Neeb!
Guy #2: Hey, if you marry me, we can get married on Mt Neeb
Girl: Wooo!! Sure!
Guy #1: Damn you, stealing my girl just because you can afford a marriage on a mountain higher than Mt Noob in the Bristol Mountain Series!!

by The_Neeb January 4, 2006

Bristol Grammar School

Wow. Where do I start? It is an institution of great toil and suffering, its halls guarded by a mythical beast known as The Berrington. Former pupils include:
*The guy who voiced Aragog in Harry Potter
*Someone in a Death Metal band

Innocent child: "I went to Bristol Grammar School today!"

Parent (drunkenly): "AAARGH!"

by EdmundBerrington247 December 28, 2011