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Variation of Noob. Neeb means a Noob who is too nooby to be given the title Noob.

If you dont know what Noob is see Noob.
For example-

Person 1- Oi Neeb!
Person 2- 1i3k 0m9z0r sh00t 00p j0o ub3rn00b3rfr00b3rn33brz01d!!!!!11!!11!!!!
by The Neeb November 27, 2004
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neebs is a word used in fife which is shorted for neebur
awryteeee neebs hows it gaw?
by FrozenUndies ;D July 01, 2010
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code word for "blunt" or any other form of weed ready to be smoked. Usually used in conjunction following the word Shneeb
nigga I ain't burned one all day, lets Shneeb a Neeb
by Taylow April 07, 2013
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A neeb is a "super noob." A noob that surpasses the common noob in noobieness. Use when somebody really, really sucks and is pissing you off.
by llamaboy772 September 22, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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that neebs is a musty cunt
by cuntknocker February 19, 2010
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An abbreviation of neighbour, or neebur. Mainly said in the shite county of Fife!
awryt neebs! am mad wi it pal!
by PureMadMental December 04, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Example 1)
"You're a neeb" -
"You have a small penis"

Example 2)
"That's neebish" -
"Your current manner is reminiscent of one who possesses a small penis"
by DukeSexington February 09, 2008
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