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Bristley sprung flap 

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
Bristley sprung flap by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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bristle scrunchie 

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

toothbrush bristle 

Tavan Biran, a skinny person that is so skinny they can fit into anywhere. Even the gaps of ur teeth.
Boy 1: how was last night with Tavan
Boy2: it was shit! When I gave him head his skinny penis got stuck in my teeth. It was like a toothbrush bristle.

bristleback 

a fiesty, mean fat woman who yells at her kids and her husband/boyfriend and it all around pissed off at everything. Think of a mean pig out at gramps farm.

buddy1 "man, that woman across the street is a bitch"
buddy2 "watch out, she's a fiesty bristleback!"
bristleback by north_branch September 1, 2006
North Devon word for dirty
I couldn't eat anything cooked in that bistley kitchen.

Look how bistley your car is since you drove through the mud.
Bistley by Molton Mole June 7, 2017
A girl that will want to hang out with you any day. She is very energetic and funny, and has an amazing personality. You would love to hang out with her because she would laugh with you all day. She can be shy when it comes to boys, but she is very indecisive about who she likes. She has very thicc thighs and a nice body. She has an amazing taste of style and a very beautiful smile. Never let a Britley go..
Boy 1: Oh my gosh who is that?
Boy 2: I think that’s Britley
Boy 1: I heard she’s really fun to hang around! Let’s go check her out!
Britley by MrFabulousSpideyMan August 6, 2020

Bristles in the Wind 

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"