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Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker 

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.
I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.
This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.
We can walk to the store on the banquette.
banquette by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Bridgette 

They might seem aloof at times, but this is because they're calculating the risks of a new friendship. Don't let them intimidate you because a lot of the time, they are shy themselves. Being witty is always a plus in their book, aswell as being able to uphold a conversation. They like it when someone can understand their sarcastic humor. They're drawn to people who bring up mind stimulating topics. They enjoy classy people but once in awhile befriend someone not so uptight.

The most common combinations are green eyes and black hair, brown eyes and brown hair, or brown eyes and blonde hair.

They like who they like and they tend to go for more established, slightly older individuals. They're highly drawn to success and power with a dash of humor. They often appear shy and reserved but are very humorous and enjoy having a good time. They will loosen up when they're comfortable, so if you see them being more open, you're doing good. Most tend to like someone very straightforward and somewhat possessive of them. They want their partner to care about them as much as they do, if not more.
"Hey, remember Bridgette?"

"Yeah! How could I forget?"
Bridgette by #ABIYS March 18, 2019
In New Orleans it refers to the old type of granite-curbed sidewalks found throughout the French Quarter, the Marigny, uptown and several other neighborhoods.
If you drive too fast in a rain you'll splash people walking on the banquette.
banquette by CreoleQueenSuppin August 9, 2009
A tall, slim, dark haired girl with beautiful eyes and a good sense of humour. She loves to fool around and is genuinely good at heart. She's the sort of girl most guys want to be with
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend is such a Briette
Guy 2: Wish she was my girl friend... *sigh*
Guy 1: Lay off, BITCH!
Briette by the cheesanator June 8, 2009
She's absolutely gorgeous ,the type of beauty that turns heads when she walks into a room. She's smart ,witty,profound , articulate, a classic example of class. Like a diamond. The only flaw she has is she's suffering from a hard heart caused by a man . so now she's afraid to open her heart. That's her only imperfection,but perfect in every other way.The complete package
Definitely girlfriend or wife material
The woman of my dreams is a Brigette
Brigette by Roja's Rick May 14, 2016