4 definitions by 1403huerita
Is a man that is too good to be true. He is handsome, sexy, smart, compassionate, family oriented, loving, and strong. He is a man that is everything you ever wanted or dreamed of in a man. He is also known as Lucho. Hold onto him because you never know when he will turn into a pumpkin. He is your dream man.
by 1403huerita September 7, 2017
A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.
I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.
by 1403huerita May 5, 2017
A guy that is unlike any other guy ! He is an appreciative, kind, loving man ! He is sincere, understanding, and very family oriented. He will make you feel on top of the world. Regardless if you have just climbed out of bed or if you weigh 400 pounds, he will make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world. He is a one in a million man. Usually goes by the names Munchies or Eduardo.
by 1403huerita May 21, 2017
Yoli-monkey is a high energy but never does much of anything other than blow bubbles. Content with making messes and moving on to the next mess without cleaning up the previous one is one of the many traits. Yoli-monkeys are usually tall with a thicker upper body and long skinny legs and have more upper body strength despite living on land versus in the trees. High in energy but with sloth like behavior, the Yoli-monkey is content to blow bubbles and chatter endlessly at all hours of the night since Yoli-monkeys are usually nocturnal however daytime sightings have been recorded. They are usually light in skin tone but with thick curly dark colored hair.
by 1403huerita May 4, 2021