brisquette

the art of drying oneself without a towel or other sponging medium

Oh Sue! you really do perform a seductive brisquette!!

by diet Indian tonic water 2 October 6, 2013

brisquette

An alternate, more hipster-savvy way of spelling brisket. In most situations, the brisquette will be uncooked; in severe situations, it can immerse itself violently in traffic.

Due to its violent nature, brisquette should be avoided, unless specified as being spelled 'brisket'.

uncooked brisquette can immerse itself violently in traffic

by coolcat January 17, 2005