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wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.
Related Words
(v) the action of killing someone with a battle rifle on halo. instead of being battle rifled... you are brifled.
"I just brifled Dan Hartman and he died"

"Oh damn, I would have killed him, but I got brifled"
Brifled by urgirlfriend143 June 15, 2010

Gentleman’s Bridle 

Fishhooking your index fingers inside both sides of her mouth while you take her to pound town from behind.
After deploying the gentleman’s bridle, I clapped her cheeks and steered her around the house. Eventually made to the kitchen for a beer before I blew her back out.

tongue-bridler 

1. To control or restrict false and malicious statements
2. Someone or something that stops a slanderer
1. That tongue-bridler sermon stopped my aunt's gossip.
2. Nobody wanted a tongue-bridler during their girl talk.
tongue-bridler by timlight January 29, 2010

The Bridle Path 

The most expensive neighbourhood in Toronto, and likely Canada. The main road is the Bridle Path, located in North York. Lots of famous and wealthy people have houses here, like Celine Dion and some of those rich guys on Dragon's Den (or Shark Tank in USA). But mostly it's random billionnaires and tycoons that you've probably never even heard of before. It's spelled "Bridle" as in having to do with horses, not "Bridal" as in having to do with angry women in white satin dresses.
That's the Bridle Path, all the money in Toronto goes right there.

Hey, isn't this the Bridle Path? God, I wanna live here some day...

Look at all those mansions.
The Bridle Path by Edgar Scott June 29, 2011

The Bridle 

A move used during sexual relations where the thong of a woman is removed and placed upon her head whereby the back of said thong is inserted into the mouth of the woman and pulled upon like the bridle of a horse.
Dude, that cougar I picked up last night was a wild one. I had to put her in the bridle to control her and then gave her the proper horsefucking she deserved.
The Bridle by Gunrunner72 November 18, 2011