Brianized

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...

"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."

by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Brianizing

Dragging your feet to slow someone down or keep them from going home to see their family.

Brian is brianizing again. This mean Brian is dragging his feet to keep Sam from going home to see his family again.

by Sam913451 June 29, 2012

Brianize

To refrain from wearing low cut tops and way too much makeup. Appearing in public at all times, like a nun dresses you every morning.

"I had to brianize myself before the interview." Or "Did you see her breasts? She should really brianize more in the morning."

by HonestAngel September 10, 2008