Brian And Jen 

Two people who should be together. Forever.

Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out--

The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower.

But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now.

Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own.

Good luck, Brian and Jen.

Brian And Jen are so perfect for each other, but they have a lot of obstacles to plow through before they can get married.

Brian And Jen by tinkerbelldeathflowerxxxxx008 January 2, 2012

Brian Jensen 

The definition of the most amzing guy ever. The guy who makes you smile constantly, and who will always make you feel important. The guy that always tells you how good you look and how beautiful you are. The person that knows when something is wrong and does everything in his power to make you feel better. The one who is all ears when you have something to talk about or tell him.

The best:)

You're so sweet, Just like a Brian Jensen

Brian Jensen by cellis14 April 5, 2010

S. Bryan Jennings Brower 

To take a large poop.

i took a huge S. Bryan Jennings Brower.It must've clogged the toilet.

S. Bryan Jennings Brower by gangsta of love245 August 2, 2009

William Jennings Bryan 

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

William Jennings Bryan by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

Jenna O'Brien

the most adorable creature to ever walk the planet. she is always happy and trying to help others. she is an amazing person and is a saint. she is also the definition of love. i would know because she has absolutley stolen my heart...

"wow that bunny is such a Jenna O'Brien!"
"jeez you need to be more like a Jenna O'Brien and do some charity work, dude!!!
"Dudee, i hope to find a Jenna O'Brien by Valentine's Day!!!

Jenna O'Brien by just some guy in love with her January 28, 2009