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(noun).

Literally, "brewski in the shower". When you can't wait, nothing beats a cold beer in the shower.
Hey man, whats taking you so long?

Sorry, had to take a quick brower.

Sweet, bring the rest of your beer over here already!
by beerme20 June 06, 2010
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When two bromates take a shower at the same time (in neighboring shower stalls). Browers are usually characterized by an ongoing conversation between the bromates and typically occur in an advanced bromance.
Bromate 1: Dude, I think one of my balls is bigger than the other.

Bromate 2: Yeah I know. You told me last night during our brower.

Bromate 1: Oh, no shit?

Bromate 2: No shit, bro.
by jack'n'holic89 April 04, 2010
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by blitziusmaximus January 05, 2012
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a LAZY, piece of shit nigga who thinks he's a cracka and superstar soccer playa or somethin'.
That brower thing justs sits there all day doing nothing but dream of being a soccer star.
by Anand Selvam February 01, 2004
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a short fat mutha fucka; like a chode, with a pizza lookin face. browers sometimes believe that they are hardass niggahs who can scrap wit any niggah they find. while eating, Browers may ask " are you gonna finish that?" in this situation its best to reply "no fuck you, you brower".
-yo, you see that brower today ova by the garbage?

-yeah i almost whooped his black ass
by suckafatty June 18, 2008
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