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Verb. To utterly bollocks something up due to a comprehensive lack of planning, failure to grasp even the basics of whatever concepts are involved, and a lazy arrogance that your personality and winning smile will pull you through.
"Admiral, I am sorry to inform you that the operation has not been a success. The enemy realised what our plans were and sank our aircraft carrier, three warships and six of our destroyers before we'd finished eating breakfast."
"Commander, I am disappointed. I left you in charge with one job. One job. You will receive an immediate court martial, and I will ensure that you're posted to Basingstoke or somewhere you have no further opportunities to brex anything this badly again."
Brex by DrFlussocks March 13, 2019
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short for "bro sex;" when your so invested in your home boy that if at the end of the night yall aren't with girls you instead take one for the team...with eachother.
"I'd rather get brex..then no sex"

"Dude my back hurts"-bro 1
"Its all good bro, want me to give you a massage and some brex?"-bro 2
"haha yeeeaa, you know me"-bro 1
brex by MysteryMagician October 25, 2009
Very lovable person and loyal. Only loves Samantha Malpaya and nothing else.
Brex by Xerbigop November 23, 2021
Funny, questionable, and weird guy but is super funny and cares about his friends. He is kinda cute but not everyone thinks so. He has red hair and blue eyes
Omg did you see Brex and holland today they’re so cute.
Brex by Z-Fabulous-Awesome February 3, 2023
A supa hunk man who loves a girl name Sarah
I know Brex. He’s inlove with Sarah
Brex by Gooselord15886 December 1, 2025
The best boyfriend only a Sarah can have!
Oh Brex! He’s the best! He loves Sarah so much!
Brex by Gooselord15886 December 1, 2025

Brex offender 

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.
Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.