Usually a complete knob. Typically breast fed by their mothers until the age of 27 and like to showcase their wealth, which is almost always exclusively their inheritance. Brentyn is typically a suburban drop-kick, but believes masculinity is defined by appearing like a farmer. Will often wear attire attributed to hunting and farming, despite working a sales job and never actually partaking in hunting or farming. Often believes they are hyper attractive, despite having the physical attributes of a crab. Their super power is easily creeping out women.
Girl 1- Why does that creepy looking guy in the sales team keeping sending emails to the ‘all staff’ address?
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.
by ThePassiveSnake November 24, 2021
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