Kid 2: Yeah, Brendon Urie looks pretty cute dressed up like a ring leader.
In school Brendon Urie was overhyper and very outgoing, leading many to think he was on crack, but little Brendon was obviously not! (He really wasn't though) When he chose to pursue his dreams in forming Panic! At the Disco, his parents kicked him out of their house and he was forced to pay for both his apartment and the band rental space on the wages he made from his job at a Smoothie Shack (Awww poor Brendon) Now the kid's singing his little heart out in concerts and has girls hanging over him just waiting to do the guy.
And how do I know all of this? Hmmm I don't know... (I'm not Brendon obviously you douche but I'm very close)
Brendon Urie: Well of course who the hell do you think I am?
2. Just about the sexiest person alive.
3. The person I wish was my boyfriend. <3
Cat: Yeah, and he's also uber attractive!
2. Cow: Brendon Urie is the sex.
3. Kailee: I wish I was Brendon Urie's girlfriend.